GOBLINDELIVERY™
DISPATCH OFFICE / SUBURBIA BRANCHEMPLOYEE #0042 • PROBABLY QUALIFIED
Loading the questionable equipment…
A VERY IMPORTANT DELIVERY SERVICE

PRECIOUS
CARGO.
QUESTIONABLE
DRIVER.

Deliver the package. Ignore the laws of physics.
Your company vehicle is ready. Your insurance isn’t.

No account. No downloads.Just questionable decisions.
100% UNQUALIFIED
100% COMMITTED.
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YOUR COMPANY VEHICLEShopping CartZero safety features. Infinite potential.
SUBURBIA, SECTOR 07 ↗
OPEN FOR BUSINESS. UNFORTUNATELY.
YOUR NEXT ASSIGNMENT PRIORITY

Employee Orientation.

Learn to steer, jump, boost, and avoid becoming a training example.

DESTINATIONSuburbia
EST. DELIVERY1–3 minutes
DefinitelySafe™ Delivery Safety is our third priority.
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