Choose your liability.
Start with Employee Orientation or Throne Emergency. Earn stars to unlock six more missions. Each package has different mass, fragility, and bounce.
DEFINITELYSAFE™ / EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK
Read this. Then ignore gravity.
All the training DefinitelySafe™ can afford.
Three slots. Many bad ideas.
Equip up to three parts. Rockets add boost, a spring adds jump height, big wheels add clearance, armor reduces damage, and balloons extend airtime. Tradeoffs appear before dispatch.
The cart goes. You steer.
Auto-drive keeps you moving. Dodge solid barriers, push loose props, collect coins, and jump ramps. Repair, shield, and boost pickups can save a run. Steer back from the slower grass verge.
Air mail the last meters.
At the end of the route, adjust angle and power. Follow the dotted trajectory and land inside the green square. A clean package and accurate landing earn a bigger bonus.
Controls
| Action | Keyboard | Touch |
|---|---|---|
| Steer | A / D or ← / → | Left / right buttons |
| Jump | Space | Jump button |
| Boost | Hold W, ↑, or Shift | Hold Boost |
| Brake | Hold S or ↓ | Hold Brake |
| Pause | Escape | Pause button |
| Aim | Arrows change angle and power | Sliders or drag |
| Launch | Space / Send It | Release drag / Send It |
Things the handbook forgot
Events give a three-second warning. Low Gravity lengthens jumps, Slippery Road reduces traction, and Free Rocket supplies unexpected thrust. The Giant Pigeon drops harmless but inconvenient parcels. Halfway through a run, choose one upgrade; Kevin changes gravity and doubles coin scores.
Combos expire after five seconds without a qualifying action. Impacts break the chain. Your rear booster can detach after enough vehicle damage; the run continues. Every attempt earns game coins and XP, even if delivery fails.
I AM NOW QUALIFIED →